George Lucas opened up to the Washington Post about divorcing Star Wars…and like Uncle Mark and Aunt Linda’s split, I think we’re all pretty happy that happened.All Hail Bill Murray - The Grey Lady discussed the oddball’s rise to cult icon.Spain loves The Flash, Romania loves CSI, and we love this breakdown ofwhich American shows are most popular in other countries.Will running away from children make you a champion boxer? Experts say “Maybe,” in this analysis of every technique from the Rocky training montages.Somebody ranked all of the lightabers from Star Wars. This is important.Sometimes you take a leap of faith and fail…but we doubt you were as adorable as this ferret.But now why do we kind of want to kick the super cute thing? Science finally has answered the question of “Cute Aggression.”Ok ok, people are making millions of of their old comic collections - we’re just over here being bitter about our mountain of beanie babies.If you need a court appointed expert to determine if your comparison of someone to Gollum was an insult…you may just be a Turkish Doctor trying really hard not to be put in prison for insulting the President.And finally, thank Cthulhu, we finally feel less alone for maybe-kinda-sorta seeing where Gaston was coming from…
